I once killed a spider with a 2×4

I knew then it was time to go home

Stuck in dried out flat land

You could shoot the pecker off a hummingbird out there

Running two AC’s on high trying to sleep when it’s 110°

I know where they got the idea for giant bug movies

Red dot on my forehead in a kamakazie grasshopper mission

No woods to sit on a log

Water all gone

No lines in

If there is hell, that was it

Breakfast with an Ozark display

Back home to four seasons

Just in time for Autumns decay

I pissed in the wind on that one, but I came out okay.